<b>Cruel World</b>

7.03.2005

WE'VE MOVED.....

If you're still coming to Cruel World for updated Nudes and everything else that's worth a fuck, you're wasting your time. Come to

PETTY RAGE, the new site.

As one guy said, "You guys got it all; Rants, Funny shit, Hot Babes, News. It's like playboy that doesn't suck."

Ahh, finally somebody notices. See y'all there.

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Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 12:36 PM |

6.09.2005

Since Everything Kickass Must End At Some Point....

Might As Well End This Now

I figure, Cruel World has had it's run, and it's much cooler to end on 6/9 than on 6/10. It's been fun--but it's about to get goddam orgasmic. Cause me and Lefty Jones, my compadre in thought-provoking carnage are about to get medieval on your asses.

So for Christian debt relief go here

Otherwise, come to PETTY RAGE for all your anger management and secular debt removal needs. It'll do your heart proud. And you might get a stiffy every now and then, too, 'cause the girls I have lined up for the GNs are fuckin' BANGING.

Take it easy, and we'll see y'all from the top.

Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 12:25 PM |

6.07.2005

Test, test, test.....sibilance, sibilance--Is this thing on?

MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Cruel World to close (finally), reincarnate self as.........drumroll please.............

(Name to be Announced), right here on Cruel World this Friday.

Yes, yes, you heard right, folks. Finally, after months of anticipation, the uber-blog of the inimitable Lefty Jones and Jericho Brown has come to pass. We will be up and running on Friday, June 10, 2005. We're spending the next few days ironing out a few kinks, but soon all your patience and hair-pulling, teeth-gnashing anticipation will pay off at 10-1 odds. Here's some nudity to pass the time.

Hot-sexy

Drew

Perfectly blurred

God, women are hot

Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 9:59 AM |

World Gone Crazy Part XLVIII

Supreme Court Strikes Down Medical Marijuana, Says Bush Administration Can Prosecute

Another win for the darkside.

Bad

Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 9:48 AM |

5.27.2005

The NERDS are really the 'Tards

Dumb

Dumber

It's a fact: E-mails hurt IQ more than smoking pot.....not that we'd advocate that or anything.

Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 9:11 PM |

Elisha Cuthbert is SO Goddam Fine

Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 9:10 PM |

5.20.2005

Army Suspends Recruitment After Teen Journalist Cold Busts 'Hiring' Practices

Wanting to see just how far recruiters would go to enlist one more stiff for the bush...possible pun intended....High school honor student David McSwane went to a recruitment office in Denver and videotaped and recorded conversations with the recruiter telling him where to go to get a fake high school diploma, as well as offering to pay to get him materials to beat a drug test.

David McSwane: Kickass-take-it-to-the-man-mo-fo. Dude rules.

Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 3:52 PM |

Heroin Chic Is Back!!!

There's nothing as hot as seeing a girl's clavicles shift around when she moves. NOTHING. Except maybe a Hot Carl.

Cocaine, anyone? Heroin's so 90's and everybody knows it's the 80's that are back.

Aww, they even hang out together.

FAT

Thank your walking-upright god she doesn't look this hot anymore. Way too many wives would have been cheated on in their husband's hearts.

Just Right

Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 2:03 PM |

Newsweek Don't Have to Make Up Shit; We Make them Hate Us By the Inhumanity Our Redneck Soldiers Mete Out on A Daily Basis

Interrogation suspect's legs "basically pulpified" during deadly beating.

Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 1:29 PM |

The Original Gratuitous Nude of the Day

nice pet

Penelope Cruz-lookin'

arm-rest

Wal-Mart special?

"I would rather be first in a little Iberian village than second in Rome." ~Julius Caesar

Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 1:18 PM |

5.19.2005

No wonder Jason Can't Commit

Some things never change

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Now we're grouped in with felons. If you've killed or raped or committed to someone else, you will be screened. I'm not complaining, I'm just saying--there's something wack about that.

Another 5 minutes of your life wasted, courtesy of Jericho Brown @ 1:28 PM |